During my last blog, I mentioned on day 2 that I was running back and forth during the end of the day to make it into the panels that really were fun and totally worth it. Well, during that time, I saw a Twitter alert from one of my favorite YouTube celebs, Markiplier. He was at Comic Con! Not only was he at Comic Con but he was signing comics for fans and taking pictures at the Red Giant Entertainment booth!
By the time I got this update though, the showroom floor was already closed. I had probably walked right by that booth several times and just had no clue. I was internally kicking myself. Why didn’t I plan better and keep better tabs on social media? Why was I a bad millennial? Had I missed my chance?
I tweeted at him asking if he would be there all weekend. Of course, I don’t get a response. One of millions of fans tweeting at you constantly? I wouldn’t reply either. But I look up the booth number and location and told myself that I would meet him on the 3rd day.
However, I also had other people I wanted to try to meet. Not the least of which was Stan Lee. Yes, THAT Stan Lee. The father of Marvel comics as we know them. The guy is like 92. I wanted to meet him while I still could. So I told myself that, since I knew for sure where the autograph line was this time, I would immediately go there and attempt to get his autograph first thing.
Well, if there is one thing I’ve learned for certain. I will never try these limited signings drawings ever again. I stood in line for nearly 3 hours just to be able to pull only 1 raffle ticket and then, if I wanted to try again (for the same person OR someone new) I had to go back to the complete end of the line and wait until everyone else had gone through before I get to try again. I tried once and said f@#k it. Everyone and their mom (literally) was in the stupid line. I didn’t have a chance and I decided right then and there that it was a waste of my time. Never again would I stand in line for a chance at a raffle ticket. What a bunch of balls. No, thank you.
So I remembered my original plan, I needed to meet Markiplier. I wasn’t sure if he was going to be there, but darn it I was gonna try. I had failed meeting the living legend, but maybe I could actually meet someone if all I had to do was stand in a line. So I navigated to the Con floor and sought out the Red Giant Entertainment booth. And there he f’ing was at the corner of one of the tables. I had a fan girl moment, collected myself, and asked the nearest booth attendant where the line ended.
This is where if got tricky. OF COURSE he’s super popular. OF COURSE the line to meet him was capped, but it was only capped to a certain distance so every time people moved up, other people could get in. I talked to the volunteer manning the line cap and was informed that if I just wander around the area, she would keep tabs and prioritize those who were talking around instead of just standing around like vultures.
So that is what I did. I circled the Entertainment Earth booth about 1000 times just waiting to get my chance to stand in line to meet a YouTube star. There was definitely a moment where I thought that I wouldn’t ever get in the line and that, like all my previous attempts at meeting famous people, this would also end in wasted time and disappointment. Fortunately, after I had been circling the area for a good 20-30 minutes, I was finally allowed to stand in the line. Success! Sorta! It was probably at least another hour before I was finally at the booth and had my chance to meet him.
Let me just say that it was worth it. Even if I didn’t get to say all that I wanted to. I’ve mentioned before that I’m a socially awkward person. I’ve actually gotten better in recent years, but I’m still really freaking awkward. This was made worse by the fact that I truly admire Markiplier as a professional. As I mentioned last blog, I really would like to do the type of thing he does: play video games on YouTube and entertain people. I’ve also been watching his channel for a few years now and since his great “Draw My Life” episode, I’ve been really touched by how far he has come as a person. It is amazing how humble he is and how much he cares about his fans, even at over 8 million subscribers.
I really wanted to mention all that, thank him for his works of charity and ask him for advice as someone just starting out. But, of course, because I’m awkward (and, let’s be honest, starstruck), I only managed to get out some awkward comments about how I had been waiting for years to meet him (I meant literally since I started watching the channel, but I’m pretty sure he thought I meant time spent in line). I also mentioned the GameGrumps and asked him to give them myself. He denied knowing them. Haha! Then we took some pictures together, so I have proof that I met him. That’s cool, but I do wish I had said something a little more meaningful. He’s literally my age and so nice. There was no reason to be so nervous and awkward… Maybe next year.
After I got over the Markiplier encounter, I wanted to try to hit up the Funko booth. I really needed more Funko figures in my life, but my dreams were shattered by yet another arbitrary ticketing process. It just wasn’t in the cards for me, but I wasn’t done yet.
I roamed the floor and came across the booth for the awesome guys behind the webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. Needless to say, they were amazing, I bought two of their books, a plush and a “Doctor Whom” grammar Dalek print. Because of this, I got a giant sketch done by two of the guys. Since I didn’t have a preferred topic, they ended up drawing “two halves of the same character”. What it ended up being was a hilarious drawing of a half dinosaur, half elephant with boobs and a vag. It was quite the masterpiece (I hung it on my wall, as you’ll see below). Of course, they were pretty cool dudes so they signed my copy of the books as well.
But that’s not all! Since I was at Comic Con, I felt I had one last thing to do before I was truly fulfilled in my adventures. I needed to buy a comic. Not just any comic. I wanted to buy a comic I knew nothing about. I wanted to find an artist and comic creator who I had never heard of and give it a try. But I did have an idea that I wanted it to be about a badass woman. Surprisingly, it didn’t take me long to find a comic that caught my attention. It was Valentine: Reloaded by Daniel Cooney. The story was described to me as “a female assassin with a heart of gold struggles with her choices and career path.” I was sold. Unfortunately, I haven’t had time to read through it completely, but I’ll be sure to share the verdict when I’m finished. I’m really looking forward to this one. Daniel Cooney actually was at the booth when I purchased the comic. He was super awesome and even drew me a sketch on the inside cover of the comic and signed it too!
With that done, I roamed the halls one last time, taking pictures of awesome costumes and checking out some of the game demos again, but a sense of completion came over me. Here I was midday through Day 3 and I felt done, complete, content, finished. I had done all that I wanted to do at Comic Con and I was ready to head back to my hotel and rest before I headed back to L.A.
I did experience the brief wave of guilt that I wasn’t staying as long as I possibly could, but I had scoped out everything I really wanted to see (apart from the impossible Hall H and autograph signings). I wanted to leave Comic Con on a positive note and with a positive number in my bank account. I had achieved Comic Con enlightenment. So I left with peace of mind.
I had a great night’s sleep in my hotel and left early the next morning to drive home before traffic got too bad. I got home so early, that I was able to spend most of the day at the beach and even got a tan/burn. I have no regrets. I loved my time at Comic Con and I can’t wait to go back next year. I’ve definitely learned that I will: a) take the train, b) sign up to volunteer, c) try to get a hotel closer and d) never wait in line for Hall H or limited signing drawings. I also really want to cosplay next year, something simple. I have a full year to think about it. I will definitely be returning July 21-24, 2016. Until then, I’ll just enjoy the Comic Con additions to my geek shrine.
-Gretchen